In this very special submission for the Syrup Trap, I asked some of Canada’s best and brightest about their first time entering the dating scene. The whole list is at the Syrup Trap, but my two favourites are below. I particularly appreciated Drake’s honesty.
“Thank you for your message to Drake.org. The Missouri Drake Association is committed to habitat restoration for drakes, hens and all manner of mallards and assorted waterfowl throughout the Missouri area! For reservations at our June fundraiser, please email email@example.com.”
Queen Elizabeth II, monarch
“The Queen has asked me to thank you for your letter of January 4th. Her Majesty has taken careful note of your request, but perhaps I might explain that this is a topic to which the Queen will not contribute. As a constitutional sovereign, the Queen acts through her personal representative, the Governor-General, on the advice of her Canadian ministers. Accordingly, your message has been forwarded to the Governor-General of Canada.”