The Syrup Trap asks 16 celebrities whether they’re still alive

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It was admittedly a little awkward to ask 16 people if they were still alive, but I’m relieved to report that Vanilla Ice is still breathing.

VANILLA ICE

Vanilla Ice.

ALIVE.

“Thanks for your letter, Tristin. Is there a Vanilla Ice? Yes. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. Although nobody sees Vanilla Ice, that is no sign that there is no Vanilla Ice. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.”

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